VC’s Techie CockTail

When a person can find sorrows behind ur smile,
words behind ur silence,
love behind ur anger…
U can surely believe that person is ur true friend.

Fantastic Quote Abt Lyf:-
EverythinG Is “Prewritten” & NothinG Can Be”Re-Written!”
So Live d Best & Leave d Rest…

A man was sleeping at his home. Yamaraj said 2 him. Go out & enjoy. Nothing will going 2 happen 2 u 4 the next 10 yrs. He went out & died in an accident. In hell he asked 2 YAMARAJ.Why did u cheat me?
YAM: “sorry man It was month end… Heavy pressure from top. I have to achieve my “TARGET.”

written by Vignesh \\ tags: funny pics, Sms

Here are some messages and pic to ease off month end tensions….

Keep msging me and win exiting offer.
1st prize : Lots of love,
2nd : Life time Friendship,
3rd : Free stay in my heart.
Offer valid till I die…

A Quality Engineer married an average girl… After 2 years of tough life with her, finally Engineer got angry and sent a note to his father-in-law stated, ” YOUR PRODUCT NOT MEETING MY REQUIREMENTS ”
The smart father-in-law replies, “WARRANTY EXPIRED, MANUFACTURER NOT RESPONSIBLE.

Each day with someone new, i do look n never find another u. The World is full of people, i know its true.yet no one cud ever equal,d “friend” i found in u…

written by Vignesh \\ tags: Fun Junkies, funny pics, Sms

Here is a Joke on a “Enthusiastic SalesMan” & a moral which should come in handy for all techies (courtesy of a forwarded mail from my friend )

A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the
first house of the street. A tall lady answered the door.

Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged
into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the
cow droppings onto the carpet.

” Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful
vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this s…!” exclaimed the eager salesman.

“Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup with that?” asked the lady.

The bewildered salesman asked, ” Why, madam?”

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“There’s no electricity in the house…” said the lady.

MORAL: Gather all resources before working on any project…!! !

written by Vignesh \\ tags: Fun Junkies

Here is the monthly dose of sms’s and funny pic to ease your mind….

• I smile at whom i like..
  I cry for whom i care..
  I share with whom i love..
  I laugh with whom i enjoy..
  I msg 2 whom i don want to miss.
• Frog asks Astrologer
  Plz tell my future

  Astr: A young smart girl, will touch u everywhere
  Frog: Great,when&where?
  Astr: Next week,in Biology lab.

• Think sweet..!
  Think smart..!
  Think +ve..!
  Think beautiful..!
  Think great..!
  i know,its too hard..!
  Here’s a shortcut..!
  Just think of Me

written by Vignesh \\ tags: Fun Junkies, funny pics, Sms