VC’s Techie CockTail

Here is this month dose of sms’s, enjoy

• A motorist hit a sparrow.
  He tuk d unconscious bird and put it in a cage with bread & water..
  D sparow woke up next morning, luked around and screamed…
  “Bars,bread & water…
  I’m in jail!..
  Oh MY GOD I’ve killed d motorist!..”

• Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor and a Matter of Survival for a married man.
• Tip to reduce alcohol consumption: Before marriage drink only on the days when u r sad, after marriage drink only on days when u r Happy!
• Experience makes 1 modified.
  Training makes one qualified.But,
  Involvment alone makes every1 Satisfied!So do allwork with Involvment.
  Good morning.

written by Vignesh